HOPKINS

We packed up at 8am and caught the 8:30am bus to Belomopan where we waited an hour to catch the bus to Dangriga. The ride down the HUmmingbird Highway was beautiful, finally jungle covered mountains. We should have just stayed on the bus and been dropped off at the Hopkins Access road but we did not know this.

Once in Dangriga learned we had 4 hours until the Hopkins bus so we got on the next bus south and were dropped off at the Hopkins Road and caught a taxi into town where the hostle told us they did not offer camping, we had a couple of choices so we headed North along the main road and kept seeing signs for Kismet, Colleen went ahead to investigate and returned in a car with the owner who brought us to her funky little guest cottage bungalow space right on the sea.




We set up our tent under a small thatch covered space 20 feet from the water. Jakobi and I went for a swim, the water is really shallow for a long ways out.







We hung out and ate a rice meal and a nice man got Jakobi some coconuts and we tooka short walk and then retired to the tent to play Phase 10 and have a family meeting about what to do with our remaining two weeks here. Jakobi has been a pain in the ass complaining all the time about everything and being bored and needing buttloads of attention while the rest of us are content to relax and are able to entertain ourselves. Jakobi kicked Colleen in the face when she lost her hand in Phase 10 and screams about everything and is making this trip unbearable. I am content to just chill, would be happy here for a week but that is unlikely as Jakobi would be bored. Traveling was much easier when she was a baby and had fewer needs. Ambiana on the other hand is a great traveler, she has her books to entertain herself and can amuse herself with dancing.

I introduced Jakobi to raking the sand to give her something to do and she came up with the game of sand golf to amuse herself for awhile.








Rain on the tet but it is gone by the tme we get up. We take a morning swim and have eggs for breakfast with toast. Colleen wants to go to Glover’s reef for a week but it is expensive and the logistics are tricky. Their is a Dutchman here named Gaston with a sailboat who offers to sail us out to Tobacco Key for two nights on his boat where we can snorkel the reef. Colleen bikes down to Sitte Point to inquire about Glovers and while she is gone Jakobi and I go out to Gaston’s boat to check it out. It is 100 years old this year and in it’s original state it is the same type of craft as the Titanic’s lifeboats. Gaston has retrofitted it into a sailboat and it is beautiful. The girls would get their own berths and Colleen and I would sleep in the forecastle. After a quick tour Jakobi and I jump overboard and swim back to shore. Colleen returns and Glovers is out so we confirm the trip with Gaston and then go get ice cream to celebrate.

A Belizean Cemetery

TOBACCO KEY

After dinner Colleen and Ambiana take the bikes to get dessert while Jakobi and I hide beneath a sheet to escape the sandflies while watching the clouds race across the face of the moon. Orion is rising and Colleen and Ambiana return with German Chocolate cake and lemon pie which we eat by the sea beneath the moon then go to bed until the rooster wakes us and we peer out at the orange sunrise. Our boat is offshore awaiting us and the sea is as smooth as glass.

Our trip got off to a rocky start because after we had packed up all our stuff Gaston casually informed us that we were paying US$150 for only one night on the boat. We had misunderstood and were disappointed and when we communicated this to Gaston he got huffy and threw in the 2nd night for US$25. As were stowing our extra stuff in Trish’s room off he went in the dinghy with Ambiana and Jakobi. AMBIANA IS NO LONGER AFRAID OF THE DINGHY!!!!. Gaston came back for us and soon we were all aboard. He then went over all of his rules for being on the boat most of which I forgot and was sternly reprimanded for the duration of the trip. There was no wind so we motored out of our anchorage and off were were to Tobacco Key 15 miles off the coast. As we moved out the mountains of Belize came into view behind us, we passed Dangriga and in about two hours made it to the Key which is only about 100 yards long and 20 yards wide, covered with palm trees and shacks on pilings and has 2 bars one at each end.
To avoid paying BZ$5 a person for entering a marine sanctuary we had to leave the boat and spend the day on the Key. We passed the time snorkeling the reef on the south end of the key where we saw lots of pretty coral and fish. Jakobi is not bored snorkeling and could do it all day and has learned to dive down beneath the surface. We left the girls on the beach and Colleen and I had a snorkel date and went out a bit farther to the edge of the reef and saw a 10′ long shark cruising at about 4 meters down.


























Back aboard at sunset Colleen made rum punch and Gaston shared some weed with me and we took in the beautiful colored clouds on this last day of calendar year 2017. Gaston went back ashore to party and we cooked dinner and played Phase 10 which Jakobi finally won for the 1st time ever. We were in our berths long before midnight, the girls in their own rooms so to speak. Firecrackers went off ’round midnight and next thing we knew Jakobi was asnugglin’ us. We spent the 1st day of 2018 hiding out on the key again. The snorkeling wasn’t so great because we woke to a NW wind and white caps on the sea. Jakobi had raisins for breakfast and promptly got seasick. A puke over the sides and all was well again. The wind and white caps stirred up the ocean and visibility sucked. The wind eased in the afternoon and Gaston took us in the dinghy to the other side of the reef where we floated back to the little beach snorkeling the whole way amongst pretty canyons of reef with sandy white bottoms. I ended up towing the dinghy most of the way as Gaston was on the hunt for a lionfish. I tugged it all the way around the point, my feet cramping in my fins and when Gaston finally re-appears he barks at me ‘You are too close to the ref” rather than a thank you for taking care of my boat. He is a condescending dick and I am ready to be off his fucking boat. He was very nice to a puking Jakobi and he made us a nice dinner out of that lionfish and does all the dishes but still i don’t like being around him. Slept soundly the 2nd night and woke up to wind and rain. Colleen dreamed she caulked her teeth together and I laughed about that all day. It was a rough crossing back to Hopkins, strong winds and big waves and Ambiana, Jakobi and me on the verge of seasickness which was exacerbated every time Gaston stopped to light up a cigarette or pull in a fish from his trolling lines. A big wave rolled Jakobi across the deck into me and let loose the boom scattering the solar panels and knocking off the stern support for the boom and causing me to wonder what we would do if Gaston fell overboard but that didn’t happen and as we got closerr to Hopkins the surf subsided and no puking occurred.










































